x bleh tido larr....

malam ni aku bz nak siapkan blog ni la...
nak masukkan gambar n mende2 dalam blog
arap dr jamal dapat tgok blog saye ni...
anyway gook luck exam pada kawan2


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Aku..n eXam...Stady+ Stado

minggu ni..n lagi 2 minggu exam.
aku harap aku bleh wat dengan sebaik mungkin...
arap-arap dapat result yang ok this sem...xmacam next sem...
kawan-kawan jgan lupe doakan aku ek...hehe..
aku wish korang luck gak untuk exam kali ni



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Rindu Banget sama Parents

Aku rindu sangat kat parents aku....
harap mak n ayah sihat sihat blake la yer..
ni ada somethin untuk mak n ayah...hehe


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Muthu..AlahaI mUthu...

>MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER>Interviewer : What is your birth date?>Muthu : 13th October>Interviewer : Which year?>Muthu : ... EVERY YEAR>>

MUTHU & HIS MANAGER >Manager asked to Muthu at an interview....>Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?>Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X>>

MUTHU & LONDON TRIP>After returning back from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, Do I look >like a foreigner?>Wife : No! Why?>Muthu : In London, a lady asked me, "Are you a foreigner?".. that's why....>Wife : SHOCKED!

>>MUTHU & TOURIST>One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Muthu whether any great man born in this>village or not .. and Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies were born here ..>">>

MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT>Muthu was doing experiment with cockroach. First he cut it's one leg and >told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked.>Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut>the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered>it walk! But cockroach didn't walk. >Suddenly Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs,>it becomes deaf.>Muthu become a saint!>>

MUTHU & DRIVER>When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the >driver adjusted mirror. Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife ?>Sit back. I will drive.>>

MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL>Muthu went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he >started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he>doing. Muthu pointed towards the board " WASH BASIN ">>

MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART>Interviewer : Just imagine your in 20th floor in a building, it caught >fire and how will you escape ?>Muthu : It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination .. >>>Oh .. i forgot . the funniest part ..>On a political rally Muthu was arrested. Why ???????????? >Because, a woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "RESS" on her>right chest ... and he did it !


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10 cara meNAkutKAn JirAn ANda..HEHE

1.) Kat halaman belakang, gali 2-3 batas berbentuk kubur kemudian letakkan papan dan kain putih.Bila jiran tegur nanti, kata “Takde apa-apa tu. Saya nak tanam sayur….nak berkebun”, sambil menyiram air mawar keatas ‘kubur tipu’ tu…. lagi wangi lagi real…

2.) Bila jiran tengah menonton TV di ruang tamu mereka, ambil kerusi malas / kerusi plastik dan turut serta menonton TV mereka, tapi dari halaman mereka dan dengan menjengok2 tingkap mereka. Sure mereka seriau, especially kalau mereka tengah menonton cerita ‘Pontianak Harum’. Kalau boleh, pakai jubah putih dan lakukan pada malam hari.

3.) Pesan pizza tapi alamatkan ke rumah jiran anda. Setiap kali buat pesanan, suruh orang delivery hantar ke rumah mereka.Kalau jiran complain, kata anda takde telefon jadi kena pesan ke alamat mereka…

4.) Setiap Subuh, alihkan tanaman dan pokok bunga jiran anda daripada tempat yang asal. Lakukan setiap pagi supaya tanaman / pasu bunga mereka sentiasa beralih-alih. Kalau mereka hairan, kata “Kuat berjalan betul pokok2 awak nih!”.

5.) Minta kebenaran mereka untuk membuang sampah di tong sampah mereka. Jika mereka tanya kenapa, kata je “Tong sampah saya penuh dengan mayat.. eh.eh… sampah…hehehe”

.6.) Bila menyidai baju di ampaian rumah, sidai sekali surat khabar, majalah dan buku2 anda.Jika jiran tengok, kata je anda tak suka membaca bahan bacaan kotor.

7.) Suruh isteri dan anak2 anda mmanggil anda ‘Duli yang maha mulia seri paduka Zorgon’ depan jiran2.Jika jiran nak tahu kenapa, kata je anda berasal dari kerabat diraja Marikh.

8.) Buat open-house dan jemput jiran2 anda. Tapi hidangkan kasut, selipar, terompah, boots dan kasut high-heels sebagai hidangan utama.Buat barbecue di halaman dan panggangkan selipar jepun anda.Cadangkan kepada jiran yang anda pun boleh tolong mereka panggang kasut mereka sekali.

9.) Bila jiran datang ke rumah anda, jangan bagi mereka duduk diatas kerusi. Suruh duduk kat lantai, walaupun ternyata ada sofa dan banyak kerusi lain. Kata yang kerusi2 kat rumah anda ada jerangkap samar (landmines).Kalau ke rumah mereka, buat benda yang sama. Kata anda tak nak duduk, takut meletup…1

0.) Buat patung boneka drp kain yang serupa macam muka dan pakaian jiran anda.Jika dia terkejut, kata je anda rasa lonely dan boneka tersebut membuat anda rasa jiran anda sentiasa disisi dan tak lonely. Sure dia horror….!

Lawak anTarBangsa BEb..

Ada 2 org perompak yg tlh merompak bank&berjaya melarikan diri dari pihakpolis.
mereka membahagi-bahagikan wang hasil rompakan tersebut yg jumlahnyaagak banyak.
A: takyah lah kire. kite tunggu sok pg je.
B : apsal plak?aku tak sabor dah ni!!!
C :sok kluar paper, kite tau lah jumlah duit ni braper!!

Pada satu pagi, di kedai mamak,....
Ali : Aku hairan tengok kau.
Kassim : Kenapa, ada yang tak kena ke?
Ali : Yelah, kau tu. Aku tengok anak kau bawak kereta mewah. Tapi kau asyikbawak basikal buruk kau tu aje.
Kassim : Dia bolehlah, bapak dia kaya. Bapa aku miskin

Dua wanita sedang berbual-bual tentang kehebatan anjing masing-masing.
Wanita 1: U know....anjing I cukup pintar, dialah yg tunggu mamak suratkhabar dan bawa masuk kpd suami I yg sedia menunggunya.
Wanita 2 : I knowwwww......
Wanita 1 : Bagaimana U know ?
Wanita 2 : Anjing I bagi tau !

fuhh Lega

ari ni aku dah siap link web site aku n blog
lega rasenyer.....
siap dah asgment aku untuk tekno.ino. dalam pendidikan
pas ni exam plak...wish me luck k...
hope bleh dapat A untuk subjek ni..hhuhu

seBelum N SeLepas KawIn

Before & After Marriage
Before the marriage:
He: Yes. At last. It was hard waiting.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom tothe top !!!!

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Salam sume....

aku nak ucapkan thanz bebanyak kepada kawan-kawan yang membantu aku membuat blog ini. Ini lah first time aku membuat blog dan akhirnya berjaya gak...hehe...anyway..kepada rakan-rakan..view lar blog aku ek:)


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