Saturday, April 19, 2008

Muthu..AlahaI mUthu...

>MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER>Interviewer : What is your birth date?>Muthu : 13th October>Interviewer : Which year?>Muthu : ... EVERY YEAR>>

MUTHU & HIS MANAGER >Manager asked to Muthu at an interview....>Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?>Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X>>

MUTHU & LONDON TRIP>After returning back from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, Do I look >like a foreigner?>Wife : No! Why?>Muthu : In London, a lady asked me, "Are you a foreigner?".. that's why....>Wife : SHOCKED!

>>MUTHU & TOURIST>One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Muthu whether any great man born in this>village or not .. and Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies were born here ..>">>

MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT>Muthu was doing experiment with cockroach. First he cut it's one leg and >told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked.>Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut>the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered>it walk! But cockroach didn't walk. >Suddenly Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs,>it becomes deaf.>Muthu become a saint!>>

MUTHU & DRIVER>When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the >driver adjusted mirror. Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife ?>Sit back. I will drive.>>

MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL>Muthu went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he >started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he>doing. Muthu pointed towards the board " WASH BASIN ">>

MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART>Interviewer : Just imagine your in 20th floor in a building, it caught >fire and how will you escape ?>Muthu : It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination .. >>>Oh .. i forgot . the funniest part ..>On a political rally Muthu was arrested. Why ???????????? >Because, a woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "RESS" on her>right chest ... and he did it !

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